If you have pulled over to the side of the road but are not in a parking space, and the car is still running, and the kids are screaming about food again, and you think you may have left the gas stove on, and you have a black car, and you just heard the winning lottery numbers and think you may have them, and your left foot is a bit itchy from the new socks you got for Christmas, and you may have just seen LeBron James pass you, and you are fairly certain that last burrito was a very bad idea, is it illegal to text while driving?
