If you’ve just eaten three pounds of butter flavored Crisco shortening and are having a hard time leaving the bathroom out of abject terror for what your body is doing to you, it’s best to say you’re stuck in a meeting.
Try to keep up people, I move fast.
I'm Kelly Sims. I'm a freelance web and print designer in Manhattan Beach, CA. This is where I gather things I find interesting, funny, or just plain weird.
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